My brother is a born writer.

My mum said Middle Eastern people wave their food up and down as they bless it.

Ben, in his usual sarcasm, said that his sister could waste food in a totally new way.

How?

Wave the food up and down, and then let go of the porcelain plate.

Clank-crank-de-la-plank.

Incompetence disgusts me.” – Benjamin Lee Yen, on a date forgotten

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